Samantha Shortbomb =)

buzzfeedfood: What? You’d like a million of them, you say?...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:34:58 -0400

buzzfeedfood:

What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.

bearcuts: a few little msb doodles from february i haven’t put...

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:11:33 -0400

bearcuts:

a few little msb doodles from february i haven’t put up here yet!

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Thu, 09 May 2013 15:34:47 -0400

my-processes: nanadure: healthyhappykimberly: runallyrun: Lor...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:07:08 -0400

my-processes:

nanadure:

healthyhappykimberly:

runallyrun:

Lord.

Every time I make progress photos, I have to just stop and close my eyes for a while, because this happy feeling bubbles up inside me.

Goodness gracious you look fantastic! :3

Damn, girl!

Girl, you are my new hero!!!

justwantmyheartintactattheend: nulliisecunda: mediamattersforam...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:19:23 -0400

justwantmyheartintactattheend:

nulliisecunda:

mediamattersforamerica:

Fox News chooses to discuss Plan B by bringing in Obama’s daughter.

i despise Fox News.

How the FUCK is this anybody’s business but hers?

-____________________________- I need them to have a seat

romanticizing-death: sixcatsandtwodogs: gifcraft: Stop the...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:18:30 -0400

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

just1nick: thatshybutrudegirl: kindadopish: This how you know...

Sat, 04 May 2013 13:39:38 -0400

just1nick:

thatshybutrudegirl:

kindadopish:

This how you know a little kid doesn’t really fucks with you

Lmaoooo

He like… “I know what you do with that mouth…”

hijaboverheels: thelonelythrone: born2duit: collegiatenaturals...

Sat, 04 May 2013 13:38:01 -0400

hijaboverheels:

thelonelythrone:

born2duit:

collegiatenaturals:

bxsedlxrd:

serendipity-craze:

madebyabvh:

Animated Pawel Kuczynski #2

Original illustration by Pawel Kuczynski

but do you realize what this means?

vanity slave. very powerful message.

we’re still wearing chains….they’re just gold now

Real spit!

:O

THIS IS SO DEEP OMG

whoever thought of this is genious

woooooow

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Fri, 03 May 2013 23:43:19 -0400

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:27:49 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Fri, 03 May 2013 23:24:17 -0400

aaliyahalways: “You allowed us to experiment with you on our...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:20:01 -0400

aaliyahalways:

“You allowed us to experiment with you on our whole new style of music when the other labels and artists weren’t sure. You took a chance and without you, Aaliyah, there may not have been an “us”. You were the yeast that made us rise. Thank you for allowing us to be a part of your life here on earth. You are the angel that will forever watch and protect our camp. We love you baby girl…” - Love, Missy & Timbaland

lilmuscl3: #1stLook - Drew Sidora, Keke Palmer, and Lil Mama...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:48:18 -0400

lilmuscl3:

#1stLook - Drew Sidora, Keke Palmer, and Lil Mama form the group #TLC in the first official photo from VH1′s “Crazy, Sexy, Cool: The TLC Story.”

sugarplumsandgunshots: kanyeismykhaleesi: afternoonsnoozebutton...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:41:24 -0400

sugarplumsandgunshots:

kanyeismykhaleesi:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document.

ghdos: So THAT’S how you kidnap a baby kangaroo… good to know...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:40:54 -0400

ghdos:

So THAT’S how you kidnap a baby kangaroo… good to know for future reference.

iamthegarebear: When the beat drops and your face scrunches up

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:36:47 -0400

iamthegarebear:

When the beat drops and your face scrunches up

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Fri, 03 May 2013 22:17:45 -0400

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Fri, 03 May 2013 22:14:06 -0400

submissivedominance: buildanewbeginning: teashoesandhair: dir...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:40:50 -0400

submissivedominance:

buildanewbeginning:

teashoesandhair:

dirkstriderbitch:

schweigie:

hiddenjumprope:

In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.

madeline was a little rebel

Madeline was a bad bitch

Madeline didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose Madeline.

You guys seriously just made my existence better.

i fucks with madeline HEAVY

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:38:53 -0400